Thursday, 14 June 2012

Warsaw - The Second Uprising and the Relief Troops Parachute In!

Day 21 & 22 - 14th June

It turned out that the nature reserve wasn’t the best place to camp the night before, as Polish truck driver never stop going up and down road until 2am.

It’s strange to think that the Polish economy is so poor considering the truckies work all hours of the night. Then again, maybe they aren’t working but trawling for something else.

We were all up early due to the restless sleep and got off in pouring rain. In fact along with the trucks, it seemed that the rain didn’t stop all night.

Our destination for the day was Warsaw as we were picking up Michael and Caitlin (the relief troops), who had just flown from Australia to Heathrow and then jumped on another plane to our grandfather’s homeland of Warsaw!

The drive was quite smooth as we managed to drive down a new highway between Lodz and Warsaw. It was so new in fact that Google hadn’t been made aware of it, nor many other Polish drivers.

We got into Warsaw and near the airport well ahead of schedule, so parked up in the nearest McDonalds had some lunch (in our van), used their internet and toilets then buggered off to the airport.

The reception at the airport wasn’t as dramatic as anticipated as I had to stay in the van in a dodgy parking spot right outside arrivals, while Claire and Mum made their way inside. Mum and Claire waited outside the arrivals hall for a fair amount of time, only to find that Michael and Caitlin had exited from a different area and had found them.

After we loaded everyone and their luggage into the van, we made our way towards the Warsaw campsite we had booked for the next 2 nights. Michael and Caitlin had not travelled to Europe before, so it was quite the eye opener landing straight into Poland and being subjected to their driving.

It was also the first time Michael had been in a car driven on the ‘wrong’ side of the road, so with the combination of Polish driving he quickly woke up from his jet lag.

Riding shotgun, Michael added value to the team very early by spotting Polish Skelp close to the campground (supermarket/shop). We then took them inside to be dazzled by the sights, sounds and smells of Marco Polo where you can get horse for half the cost of chicken and Vodka for $6.00 AUD.

After checking into the campsite, we unpacked and made our selves comfortable for the next 2 nights also getting stuck into a couple of cans while we did so.

As our new arrivals were still a little tired from the flight we decided to relax at the campground and cook up a BBQ dinner of Peri-Peri chicken filets (6 huge filets for $4.00 AUD), salad and potatoes.

Polish BBQ from Sklep
15th June

Michael and Caitlin were up early due to the sun coming up sometime between 4-4:30am and also the camping mats we provided were on the thinner side of comfortable after a 36 hour journey. It was also Caitlins birthday, so I suspect she may have been a little excited to be awaking in a foreign country on her 27th birthday J

At the Bus stop catching their breath, after we made them run for  bus we were on time for anyway.
Nonetheless it did allow us to make a fairly early start into town and introduce everyone to Warsaw, a town we had already visited with Mark a couple of years earlier.

Warsaw Euro 2012 Stadium 'Go Polska!'
Rather than taking the van into town, we opted for public transport (bus/tram) as it’s always a great way to see how the locals operate and immerse yourself in a bit more of their culture.

Our first stop was outside the Warsaw Football stadium, which was hosting the Euro 2012 cup games and final. This was also the reason why our campsite and all hotels/apartments had gone up 10-15 fold since we were last there.

After a couple of shots outside the stadium, we jumped on a tram into the old town to wander around and see not only the spots Claire, Mark and I had visited before but allow Mum to point out some places that she knew our Grandfather had attended or commented on (i.e. Warsaw University).

Heading towards Old Town on a sunny afternoon.

Checking the football scores in the Stare Miasto.
Timing the shot infront of the Warsaw Palace.
Outside Warsaw University where
Waclaw Borkowski (Matthew, Mark,
Luke and Michaels Grandfather)
attended before the war.
Cruising through Old Town.




We soon tired and decided to stop for lunch at a local Polish pub and restaurant for a light lunch, which consisted of a fair amount of beer and local delicacies of Bigos for at least a few of us.

'Nastrovia'

After lunch the team split as Claire and I headed over to the town of Praga to leave the rest of the gang to visit the Warsaw Uprising Museum. As we had been directing everyone around town during the morning, we pointed out where we were and where they needed to head to.

As Claire and I were travelling on the train towards Praga, engrossed in conversation we quickly stopped when we both saw one of the strangest sites you will ever see in the middle of a major city. Was it a nude homeless man doing his best to celebrate a Polish win, or possibly a giant lizard making it’s way through town destroying everything in its path.










No.

It was a couple of big fucking Brown Bears!

The BBBBbbbbbiiiiigggggg Bears!
After the excitement of the bears, we managed to make our way through Praga, which turned out to be a one stop district if you were having a Polish wedding. Or needed a really tacky suit or dress.

Claire and I arrived back at camp later in the afternoon and got some “chores” done while we waited for the rest of the team to get back.

It soon moved on to about 6pm and we had finished our “chores”, but were still missing the intrepid travellers.

As I sat outside enjoying a beer, I saw a very hagged Michael and Caitlin drag themselves past the front gate, followed 10 minutes later by an even more hagged Asylum Seeking Sloth.

It turns out that there had been a bit of a ‘balls up’ when getting the bus home to the campsite. Michael went into a fit of hysteria within a minute of getting on the bus, as he didn’t recognize the route they were travelling on from the morning and decided to hit the stop button, much to Caitlin and Mums objection.

This error in judgment, quickly escalated as they then got on to the wrong bus, then soon realized that they were in fact on the right bus in the first place and the next would not be passing through for another 30 minutes.

I’m not sure what was said to Michael during the space of that 30 minutes but he came back a pretty deflated young man and proclaimed that he would never argue about navigation or directions with Caitlin again. Always a good argument to get out early in a couples trip around Europe. 

As it was Caitlins birthday, we went out for a celebration dinner.  We all scrubbed up and booked a taxi, as the thought of catching another bus was all too much.  We lead Linda to believe that we were to caching the bus again, only to surprise her that we had ordered a polish maxi taxi.  You should have see her face- priceless.

The Birthday Girl.
Mother and Son.






We arrived back in Old town Warsaw and settled at a Italian restaurant for dinner.  We would of like to have gone alfresco style but the Euro Cup 2012 was on and all seats were taken.  We enjoyed pizza and drinks by the fascinating mirrored toilet instead. 

Luke investigating the photographic angles of the bathroom.



Having a great time with the birthday girl.

We wanted to have a ride on the beer bus but Linda was clearly shattered from the day’s events and we all agreed to take her home as it would be inhuman to keep her out.  We took a few snaps to finish the night up (note the one where Luke is standing on Michaels head taking a Screamer!) and grabbed another taxi home.


An end to a great night.

As above - standing on Michaels head with the dukes out.

We served up birthday cake for Caitlin and gave the camera the most chocolaty smile possible.  The girls made there to way to bed, while Michael and I stayed up drinking a few sneaky scotches and bundies.

Chocolate or Number 2's?
Although Michael and I were relatively quiet and keeping to ourselves, the nightcaps weren’t such a good idea come 2am when we had a visit from a drunk Russian camped just across from our site.

Being hospitable Aussies we tried as best we could to say hello, see if he spoke any English and offered him a drink of some of the Bundy we had left (half a litre).

For most people Bundy drunken straight is somewhere between diesel fuel and methylated spirits, so we had a chuckle to ourselves as we introduced the Russian to the quintessential Australian drink thinking he would choke on it as it went down and then go to bed thinking he had just been poisoned.

Mistake number two.

The Russian had the shot, then grabbed the bottle out of my hands and then proceeded to scull it! He then passed the bottle to Michael and myself and forced us to scull it with the same vigor. We obliged hoping that that would be the end of it, but he continued to drink…and drink….and drink.

After about 15 minutes of this the bottle of Bundy was gone, Michael had to be sent to the store to get cigarettes because he was going to throttle the guy and I ended up with a hammer down the back of my pants just in case old Ruski got angry.

Thankfully the Bundy did the job and he ended up climbing into the back of his car and passing out, never to be seen again.

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